The purpose of this (hopefully repeating) post is not to embarrass my unbelievably sweet and always good-intentioned boyfriend. It’s because sometimes he shares little gems with me that are just too good to not share with the general population. I would be a grave injustice to keep these from you. Sorry dear…
Him: it’s just a breath of fresh air, like I could never look at her like that. I could never even see her in that way. It’s so nice to have a female friend like that.
Me: Well good, I like her too. I’d totally be friends with her.
Him: I mean I have girl friends who I’m just friends with now.
Me: whoa, so why are they only friends now? Were they something more than friends before??
Him: WAIT. Uh–no. Wait!