Boyfriend: post-bachelor party (a friend’s, not his–let’s not get crazy, folks.)
Carson: cat.
Miss Carson Palmer: mew
Him: Cars, I’m sleeping.
Miss Carson Palmer: mrooow
Him: Cars, leave me alone.
Miss Carson Palmer: MROOOWWW
Him: CARSON, CAN’T YOU SEE THAT DADDY IS HUNGOVER?!! LEAVE ME ALONE.
Miss Carson Palmer: ……mrow.
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